February’s Monthly Meeting

Greetings to all members. Another full house. All our usual chairs were used and the reserve wooden chairs had to be brought out, for the late comers.

Our guests were Cllr Pat Fraser, Mayor of Hebden Royd, and her Consort, who both said they had enjoyed the meeting. Cllr Fraser added she would be joining U3A at the end of her Mayoralty in May. We now have a membership of 516.


Gail gave her groups’ report and told us that there are likely to be three more groups shortly: Italian, Shakespeare and Novel Appreciation (group 2).

Thanks to all for bringing and showing their membership cards.

Andrew Teal, one of our unsung heroes, is moving shortly. Members may not see him, but we use his work every day: he is our Webmaster, and what a great job he has done for us. I am sure we all wish him well. Alan McDonald, a long- time member, has agreed to take over this role.

So good news and bad news. At the last members’ meeting, I was asked if the committee had considered using “compostable” cups for our refreshments. After a month of emails back and forth to the Recycling Officer of CMBC, eventually we agreed on the type of cup we can use, which can then be recycled in the “green” bins. Cost will be £40/1000. So that’s the good news. However, looking at the list for volunteers for refreshments, there are no names from September to December. Before anyone asks, Arline and I will be responsible for August, as soon as I have completed my duties as Chairman. Please put your names down and fill the list at our next meeting.

You will note from Gail’s report that we require Convenors for the Natural History and Spanish groups. We are a self-help organisation. If members don’t help, the organisation will cease. I have written to all convenors to ask for their help. Convenors are the backbone of U3A, do a great job keeping their groups fresh and alive, and give a great deal of their time. I know that within many groups, members join in, lead meetings and participate fully. However, vacancies occur and have to be filled. Our Vice Chair will be vacant at our AGM. It has to be filled, this is in our Constitution. We have a list of responsibilities for this post, which I will be delighted to forward to interested members. These are not onerous. The problem of members not volunteering runs through all voluntary organisations. Please consider carefully and if you feel that you can make a contribution, contact me or any committee member.

One advantage we have is that we do not need to seek funding on a regular basis. Todmorden Town Council has given us a very generous grant towards the publication of our History project, and we are grateful.

Our speakers were Peter Thornton and Ray Riches,


who talked about the origins and progress of their original videos and now DVDs of the Pathway Story. Intermingled with the history of this region were tales of numerous toasted tea cakes. Unfortunately their computer had a small glitch, so we were denied many photographs and films, which they had intended to show us. However, the duo were so entertaining, with asides and reminiscences, that images were unnecessary. Peter has a desire to appear in every film: like Alfred Hitchcock. Their first film was called “Walk along T’cut” and their second, surprisingly, “Walk along T’long cut.” They have produced a film about the Brontës, which they hoped would be a world-wide success and make their fortune; but no. They had many tales, and members so enjoyed their humour, that perhaps they can make a return visit.

Our next members’ meeting will be on 15 March 2018. Our speaker, making a welcome return, will be Geoff Carter, and his subject; The Battle of the Somme. Also, on that day, we will have some documents from the period provided by Darren Widdup and his colleagues. Our guests will be Kate Moreton-Deakin, one of the Deputy Lord Lieutenants of West Yorkshire; Cllr Jane Scullion, Deputy Mayor of Calderdale and her Consort.

Your committee look forward to meeting you.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

Nemesis – Directrix and Retributress

by Anthony Peter.

01 jan 2018
Dr Emma Stafford and Ernie Rogan

On Thursday, 18th January, U3A Todmorden’s monthly meeting’s guest speaker was Dr Emma Stafford, a Senior Lecturer in Classics at Leeds University and author of the guidebook to Todmorden Town Hall. Her subject was the Greek goddess, Nemesis.

But what did – and does – Nemesis stand for?

Nemesis certainly still inhabits our imaginations: in Germany, their national football team is regarded as England’s ‘alten Nemesis’, and in France, Sir Alex Ferguson has been described as Arsène Wenger’s ‘éternel Némésis mancunien’.

Alton Towers has a ride called Nemesis, and one of the favourite characters in the video game, Resident Evil, is the Nemesis, an undead, bio-manipulated Tyrant – something ‘coming to get you.’

But why should someone come to get you? The ancient Greeks associated Nemesis with ‘hubris’ or the excessive pride that leads mortals to get above themselves, and the goddess was there to keep you in your place.

At first, she was envisaged wearing white because she was pure and justifiably indignant at mortal behaviour. And, being pure and blameless, she was considered qualified to represent justice, so her images came to show her with a set of scales.

As an agent of retribution, she is seen in vase paintings pointing to what will happen to you if behave outrageously. Statues and coins show her with a measuring rod and a horse’s bit, directing us to ‘do nothing beyond measure, nor be unbridled in speech.’

In her developing role as the goddess who urges us to think before we act, she comes also to be given a rudder and a wheel, symbols telling us to ‘keep on track’.

And if we fail to heed her, then, as one statue shows, she will trample on our heads and set her bird of vengeance, a griffin, on us.

Christian Europe developed the concept of a corrective Nemesis in ‘emblem books’. Thus an image of Nemesis with rod, bridle and wheel carries the motto ‘Harm no one in word nor deed’; and an engraving of Hope and Nemesis together declares ‘Do not hope for what is not allowed.’

This was a learned and enlightening talk, giving us an insight not only into Nemesis, but also into the world of academic research and its relevance to our own lives.

Our January showcase speaker was Myrna Beet, convenor of the Quiz Group. Meeting on the 4th Thursday of the month, they work in random teams to do a 60 question quiz set by a member. Members also take it in turns to provide the refreshments. It must be fun, as several members have been going for years!

U3A Todmorden’s next meeting will be on Thursday, February 15th 2018, and our speakers will be Peter Thornton and Ray Riches with their talk ‘The Pathways Story’. Our contact details are www.u3atod.org.uk (website), enquiries@u3atod.org.uk (email), or 01706 812015 (phone).

January’s Monthly Meeting

20/01/18 15:22

Greetings to all members and, on behalf of the committee, Happy New Year to all those who could not attend.

We had a good turn out, considering the poor weather, and, excitingly, 11 new members joined! We would not really expect that sort of figure at this time of year. So a warm welcome to you and your committee look forward to meeting you.

Gail’s Group report will be on the website shortly, and she advised that it is hoped there will be 3 new groups formed in the coming weeks.

Myrna Beet spoke about her Quiz group, which is informal but stimulating. Teams are mixed every session and members are expected to participate by setting questions. Full details of the meetings can be found here.

Looking forward to the coming year, we a great line up of speakers, thanks to Peter Carrigan.

Next month, our special guest will be the Mayor of Hebden Royd, Cllr Pat Fraser.

In March, our guests will be the Deputy Mayor of Calderdale, Cllr Jane Scullion, and her Consort, Mr Andrew Bibby. On that day we will offer a welcome return to Geoff Carter. I cannot delete from my memory part of his first presentation when he spoke about Antarctica and, in graphic detail, of the bird which clears up after the penguins. Geoff’s subject will be the Battle of the Somme.

In 1914 a Todmorden group of men marched to Rochdale to enlist. In 2014, in their memory, a group of local men and women, replicated that march, in pouring rain. For the last 4 years, the men have attended many events and visited the WW1 battlefields. In March they will be in the Somme. Some members will attend our March meeting and bring a display of local letters and memorabilia.

I sent round a news letter recently, and have to apologise. It did not turn out as originally planned. My IT skills are not great and I could not embed the u3a logo at the top of the letter. Thanks are due to Jean Pearson, Gill Radford and Marion Kershaw for their contribution. I advised that some committee members having served for 8/9 years wish to let others, with fresher ideas, take over. The situation has changed slightly. At time of writing, at our AGM, we will have a vacancy for Vice Chair; a post which must be filled. With, now 513 members, we hope that there will be at least one willing to be nominated for this role.

Alison Greenwood has done a sterling job organising refreshments since u3a Todmorden started. We are seeking a member to bring a team together to provide the cups that cheer. In many u3a’s each group takes turns to provide the tea./coffee etc. With 40 groups, this would mean once every 3 years. Too big a task I ask ? Please contact me directly, if you can help in any way.

Our speaker, Dr Emma Stafford, spoke about Nemesis. She explained how the perception of the Goddess changed from antiquity to the present day. From “harm no one in word or deed; do not hope for what is not allowed.” to examples of modern day Nemesis: Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter, Turkey giving Greece 12 points during Eurovision Song contest (Prof Derek Scott would approve of that example), Arsene Wenger and Sir Alex Ferguson. Dr Stafford’s students must be experts in shorthand, or have recording devices for her lectures, since she delivers at such a good pace her audience has to concentrate fully. Dr Stafford is a member of TAODS and showed the full range of her acting ability during her presentation. She kindly, produced a handout of the presentation, both in normal and large print, for which the committee are very grateful. A fuller review of this talk will appear shortly in Todmorden News.

Our next meeting will be Thursday 15 February 2018 and our speakers will be Ray Riches and Peter Thornton; 2 well known local film makers. Their subject will be the Pathway Story.

Your committee look forward to seeing you next month.

Ernie Rogan Chairman.

December’s Monthly Meeting

23/12/17 15:15.

Greetings to all members. 112 members and guests, including one very recent new member, attended our informal December meeting. If it was not possible for you to be there, well, you missed a most memorable and entertaining afternoon.

After a very short welcome, I handed over to Gill Radford, who spoke about her French Improvers’ Group. This is not a beginners’ group, but is fully integrated, with all members expected to participate. The group meets alternate Mondays at the Fielden Centre. Members can, if they wish, move on to French Conversation, if there are vacancies.

Welcome visitors were the Mayor and Mayoress of Todmorden. Cllr Potter spoke about her chosen charity, Age UK, and made an appeal. Age UK is about to be rebranded and will have to rely more heavily on donations and volunteers in the future.

I admit that I gave a florid introduction to Ant Peter, who was acting as MC, and likened him to the late Leonard Sachs. But this was in tune with the Ant’s introduction to proceedings. Ant, in fact, embodied all the attributes, words, phrases, and eloquence of that entertainer.

Members were treated to some classical and festive piano music from the multi-talented Jenny Sheldon.

The first reading was given by Anthony, in a convincing Welsh accent, of a Dylan Thomas piece, about a fire at Mrs Protheroe’s, at Christmas.

Arline Greenwood read the monologue about Sam and his Christmas pudding, and his conversations with the Duke of Wellington. After a mix up, Sam’s pudding was fired at the ramparts, with the result that they “blew Badajoz off the map”.

Following on was Patrick Smith, a fine tenor, who sang the ditty ”Put a bit of treacle on my pudding Mary-Anne”: an old vaudeville song, full of innuendo.

Our poetess in residence, Glenys Halliday, had penned a piece about “Rudolf mugging our Grannie”. How sad. Read by Ant to great effect.

Keith Coates, our former Chairman, read a poem, which he claimed embodied his view of the run up to Christmas: “Grumpy Old Christmas.” The item was written by his wife, Wendy; maybe it was true!

Finally, Patrick sang the Flanders and Swann favourite; ”The gas man cometh.” As he pointed out, is it possible these days to have six different tradesmen arrive, on time, in order, as required?

Myrna Beet’s quiz followed. The 30-question tester was finally won after a final decider, with several teams having 26 correct answers.

Peter Gibson, our Database Controller, had helped out with the launch of the biography of Geoff Love, recently. For his efforts, he was given a copy of the book, which he generously handed over, and this was won by a member, in a free raffle.

The final part of the afternoon was headed by Arline Greenwood reciting the tale of Sam (again) and his failed attempts to buy a gift for a shilling in London. He finally passed the night away with the Duke, spending all his money on rum.

Sylvia Hartley, in her first appearance on stage, read her very sad and modern tale of saving Mr Hassan from having his shop robbed, by hitting the miscreant with a frozen turkey leg. But this story ended with her being charged with common assault: nothing common about it she said!

The afternoon was wound up by Patrick singing “Have some Madeira M’dear”, a tale of an old roue trying to persuade a young lady to partake of that drink, and his favours; and finally succeeding.

All credit, applause, praise, and kudos must be given to Ant Peter, who took my original concept, improved upon it and produced a wonderful afternoon of entertainment. Ant persuaded no less than seven people to perform, and the Creative Writing Group to produce three new pieces. Thanks to all involved.

The next u3a Todmorden meeting will be 18 January 2018 and our speaker Dr Emma Stafford: her subject Nemesis. Dr Stafford is Senior Lecturer in Classics, Leeds University. Hopefully we will be able to persuade her to speak for a few minutes about her interest in Todmorden Town Hall.

Your committee wish you all a Happy Christmas and a safe and healthy New Year, and look forward to seeing you all during our 10th anniversary year.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman.

November’s Monthly Meeting

Thursday 16 November 2017, 11:03pm.

Greetings to all members; 123 members and 9 visitors attended on a bright winter’s afternoon. We were tight for space, but the refurbishment of Central Methodist Church should be completed within a couple of weeks, so we should be able to spread out over our usual area.

Doug Simpson, who has been Chairing the Accessibility Group, conducted a short survey of members who have hearing aids. 26 were present. Of these only eight knew that their unit had a switch for a loop system, and only five actually knew how to use it. U3A Todmorden has, with Doug’s guidance, purchased some connections, which run from our computer directly to the loop system in Central; thus improving the sound quality for hearing aid users. Doug also asked if anyone wished to sit closer to the loudspeakers, about 18 members indicated their preference. It has been decided that Committee will ask members to leave the front row of seats for those members with hearing issues to use.

Campbell Malone spoke about the Art Appreciation Group, reminding all members that their meetings review all types of art, and potential members should not assume that the finer details of painting, only, are discussed. The meeting I attended recently was about knitting; yes, certain knitted clothing is, indeed, an art form. All members will be made welcome. The next meeting will examine the windows designed by Marc Chagall. Contact details can be found on the Group’s page of our website.

Gill Radford gave the Groups report. The convenor for the German Group is moving out of the area, therefore they are seeking a new convenor. Please contact Gail Allaby if you can help in any way.

Gill then went on to welcome our speaker of the day Ian Gibson; formerly head of the Lancashire County Museums Service. Ian stepped in at the very last minute. Heather Davis, a former colleague, was due to speak, but had to attend a meeting with the Heritage Lottery Fund, to discuss a grant to help keep open five museums in Lancashire, due to close because of financial cuts. We hope she is successful. Ian’s presentation was called the “Nuts and Bolts in advances in Cotton Industry production”. Ian took us through the history of the machinery of the early years. Leonardo da Vinci had drawn a sketch of a proposed spinning machine, but Ian assured us it would not have worked; like his design for a helicopter. Hand looms have been used since 550 BC, but very few examples of the cloth of early history remain. The main problem with hand looms was the spread of the arms of the user. Some kind of machinery had to be invented to increase the width of cloth. Ian told us that William Lee used a “stocking frame knitting machine” from 1589. John Kay had an early example of a flying shuttle in 1733 and Lewis Paul was the inventor of roller spinning in 1738. Arkwright’s well known “spinning jenny”, in 1769, may not have been all his own original work. Helmshore Mill, now threatened with closure, has the only original Arkwright water frame. Ian then led us through to the present day and the speed with which yarn and cloth can be produced, and so cheaply. U3A Todmorden are grateful to Ian for giving us such an interesting presentation at such short notice.

Our next meeting will be 21 December 2017, at Central Methodist Church, commencing at 2:00pm. It will be our informal Christmas Meeting, with punch, a quiz, and entertainment consisting of piano music, singing, and monologues.

Your committee look forward to seeing members.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

N.B. I wish to thank all members who have asked about my progress following my recent surgery. Arline and I have been touched by your concern. I must thank Jean Pearson, Gill Radford and Peter Gibson, who substituted for me over the past 3 months.

October’s Monthly Meeting

09:20, 20th October 2017.

Good Morning.

109 members attended yesterday’s monthly meeting and were both enlightened and entertained by Sheila Antrobus and her presentation, ‘Check it, don’t Chuck it!’

There were more than 50 antiques, collectibles and curiosities which members had kindly brought for Sheila to value, based on current retail prices. Sheila, a retired teacher, shows her collection at local Antique Fairs and has taken part in TV programmes such as Bargain Hunt.

She was passionate, knowledgeable, and amusing as she told us that our pottery, glass, wood, paper, ivory, bone, were worth much less than we had hoped in today’s world unless they had some intrinsic quirky quality or usefulness : if it was doomed to be nothing more than an ornament the value was reduced. A snuff box in the shape of a pair of boots had a value double that of a snuff box inlaid with bone marquetry simply because of its quirkiness. Silver and gold might even only be worth their weight once melted down – what a personal disappointment!

Nevertheless the audience remained spellbound for 90 minutes, many leaving with Sheila’s business cards for future contact. That is to say the hoarders amongst us could go and search their attics knowing which items had value, whilst the chuckers, like me, were left thinking, ‘Oh well, c’est la vie’!

The format of the afternoon had worked well with membership cards being shown at the main entrance and everyone able to take part via the hearing loop system and the video screen which could magnify even the smallest items.

Ernie Rogan thanked Sheila for her wonderful presentation.

Thank you to everyone for making the afternoon a success.

Gill Radford Vice Chair 2017

Greenwode to Gibson to National Trust

by Anthony Peter.

On Thursday 21st September U3A Todmorden were lucky to secure the services of Trevor Moody, a National Trust volunteer speaker, to tell us about Gibson Mill and Hardcastle Crags.

Trevor gave us a talk that entertainingly embraced etymology, social history, geology, engineering, manufacturing, holidaying, photography and composting toilets.

Trevor often amusingly intertwined fact and anecdote. Thus the fact that the Norman Wyomarus de Greenwode was the first landowner of Greenwood Lee in Hardcastle Crags was enlivened by the story of the drunken auction in 1764 that transferred ownership to the Gibson family.

Or the fact that the navvies who built the Walshaw Dean reservoirs were housed in wooden huts is memorable because the settlement became known as Dawson City, a reflection of the energy and lawlessness of the Yukon Gold Rush town.

But much of the talk concentrated on the Gibson family and their development of the land round their mill. Cotton manufacture required a weir, a millpond, the mill (opened by the second Abraham Gibson in 1800), and a 72 hours-a-week workforce (in 1833).

It also required transport and Trevor’s display of old photographs of the different specialized carts for wood or stone used in the Hebden area was exceptional. The fever van was a specialised item too.

By 1899 the mill was closed. The area then became an immensely popular recreation centre, the brainchild of Ernest Greenwood. There were cafes and dance halls, swing boats, boating ponds, camping and holiday chalets. In 1946 these holiday enterprises closed and in 1951 Lord Savile gifted 250 acres at Hardcastle Crags to the National Trust to prevent the building of another reservoir.

From 1984-2006 the Trust renovated the property, garnering occasional windfalls from films such as ‘Nicholas Nickleby’ and ‘Death Comes to Pemberley’. And, of course, the Trust now carries on the fine tradition of providing recreational facilities for those who want fresh air and fine countryside.

Trevor is very much to be thanked for reminding us of this wonderful facility on our doorstep.


Our showcase speaker this month was Anthony Peter who convenes the ‘Novel Appreciation’ group. This good-humoured group tackles novels that have some depth and serious purpose, considering whether or not they can be judged as good literature. Calderdale Library Services provide most of the books and a meeting room for free, so the group annually buys a set of a novel they don’t have by way of thanking them.

An excellent hanging made by the Craft Group for Walkers Are Welcome has been on display in Todmorden Library recently. A fine piece of work for the community by the community. Congratulations to everyone who contributed.

U3A Todmorden’s next meeting will be held on Thursday, 19th October in the Central Methodist Hall in Todmorden at 1.45. The meeting is an unusual one: Sheila Antrobus, local antiques expert, will be giving a short talk titled ‘Don’t Chuck It, Check It’, accompanied by a brief evaluation of objects brought by our members.

This meeting has very particular arrangements which must be adhered to; details are available on our website under News / September’s Monthly Meeting. Please check them rather than turn up and be disappointed.

Our contact details are (website) www.u3atod.org.uk, (email) enquiries@u3atod.org.uk, or (phone) 01706 812015.

September’s Monthly Meeting

7pm, 21st September

Good Evening Fellow Members,

I was asked by the committee to take over as Acting Chairman this month in the absence of both our Chairman, Ernie Rogan and our Vice-Chairman, Gill Radford. Gill was just taking a pre-arranged, well-deserved holiday but, as many of you may know, Ernie had to have some significant medical treatment a couple of weeks ago and will be out of action for a little while yet. However, I’m very pleased to report that his recovery is going well and he seemed in very high spirits when I talked to him a couple of days ago. I’m sure that all members join with me in sending him best wishes.

We had another excellent Member’s Meeting today with a very interesting talk by Trevor Moody about “Hardcastle Craggs and Gibson Mill”.  This was a last-minute replacement for the advertised talk by Rev. Christine Griffiths on the topic of “Facing the Inevitable”, which had to be postponed because of ill health. We are lucky to have the services of an excellent Speaker Finder in Peter Carrigan, and in the midst of working hard on next year’s programme of speakers, he did us proud with with such an excellent replacement today at short notice.

In his lavishly-illustrated talk, Trevor covered the history and development of what is now a National Trust property and included a great deal of information, not just about the Hardcastle Craggs and Gibson Mill, but also about the surrounding area. With some 200 slides and his huge amount of knowledge, I think I can say with confidence that this was definitely no second-rate substitute for our advertised event!

Before the main talk, we had the usual Groups Report from Gail Allaby, albeit a shortened version this month, but full details are here, and Gail’s report will also be sent out as usual to all members on email and by post to those members subscribing to the postal mailshot.   We also had another Group Showcase today, in which a different group each month is allocated a 5-minute slot to tell us all about their group – where and when it meets and what it does. This month it was the turn of the Novel Appreciation Group, and the Group Convenor, Anthony Peter, gave us an excellent insight into the group’s activities and telling us about novels they have read and plan to read in the near future.  The group is at maximaum attendance level at the moment, but with four members on a waiting list there is scope for setting up a second group.  Any volunteers for another Convenor?  Incidentally, Anthony is the man behind the U3A press reports that grace the pages of the Hebden Bridge Times and Todmorden News, and so it was a good opportunity to thank him for the good work he does with his reports.

I also want to thank George Boyle and David Sutcliffe for helping me with setting up and running the audio-visual equipment at Members’ Meetings and for standing in for me at holiday times and on occasions like today. And by the way, we’re still looking for additional volunteers to help with this work!

Today’s Members’ Meeting was the first occasion when members had been asked to show their Membership Cards on arrival, and committee members were delighted by the response, with around 80% of members able to show them.  We are hoping that within the next couple of months that figure will have risen regularly to 100%, thereby reducing the risk of members being turned away at the door when we make it mandatory!

However, membership cards will definitely be required next month for the “Don’t Chuck It, Check It!” meeting, featuring local antiques expert, Sheila Antrobus, who will be describing and carrying out valuations on items brought in by members.  In her allocated one-hour time slot, Sheila expects to be able to cover around 60 valuations!  We are expecting a very high attendance at that meeting and so we are also specifying “No Visitors” on that occasion.  We may even be in the position of having to turn away some card-carrying members if we find that we’ve reached the Fire Service’s designated safe capacity figure for the hall.  So please come early to guarantee entrance!  Doors will be open from 1.30pm as usual.  Full details of how the meeting will operate were included in Tuesday’s email, but are repeated below for the benefit of new members and for recipients of the postal mailshot.

Peter Gibson, Acting Chairman

Arrangements for Thursday 19th October Members’ Meeting

  1. Entry will be restricted to Members Only for this meeting and members will be required to show Membership Cards on arrival.
  2. To ensure that we don’t exceed the maximum capacity of Central Methodists, members will be issued with consecutively numbered tickets on arrival and if the maximum number is reached, the doors will be closed.
  3. Any member attending may bring along just ONE item for valuation.
  4. Items for valuation must be relatively small and easily portable.
  5. You will need to label your item in some way with your name and Membership Membership Number (from your Membership Card).  This is for identification only – ownership of items being valued will not be announced.
  6. Members will be asked to put items for valuation on the table at the front of the room. Whilst these tables will be overseen by committee members, please bear in mind that items will be deposited entirely at your own risk.
  7. No guarantee is offered that all items will be valued – it will be up to Sheila to decide which items to feature.
  8. We are intending to use a video camera to show items being valued on the projection screen at the front.

August’s Monthly Meeting

8pm, 17th August

Good evening members of U3A Todmorden!

104 members (including six new members) and seven visitors attended our Members’ meeting at the Central Methodist Church this afternoon.

Because our Chairman was unexpectedly unable to attend, I (Jean A Pearson) volunteered to be your Chairman for the afternoon having been given Ernie’s typed notes to read out – and I stuck to the letter – well, almost! It was a pleasure to be in the Chair for this session.

In the absence of Gail Allaby (Groups Co-ordinator) I provided the following information from her – (a) she has found a new venue for our Special Interest Groups to use in the snug room at the Hare and Hounds, Burnley Road, Todmorden. The room is free, but members will be expected to buy a drink. There is a large car park. (b) The Mah Jong Group has moved from Wetherspoons and this week played at the Queen and next week the meeting will be from 3 pm – 5 pm at the Hare and Hounds. (c) The French Improvers’ Group has moved its meetings to Thursdays only. (d) Mike Hickling, who runs a bridge group at Walsden Cricket Club (Todmorden Bridge Club), has offered to teach U3A Tod members the rudiments of the game. More information will follow about days and times and insurance cover.

Ernie reports that the Inclusiveness Group, led by Doug Simpson, has produced a first draft of their suggestions – a few tweaks are needed before it is published.

Keith Coates and his team have produced a draft copy of the ‘History of U3A Todmorden’ in plenty of time for our 10th anniversary celebrations next May. The report is about 32 pages long so it is very comprehensive and we hope to have it published professionally.

A few members have not yet paid their subs and they will not be allowed to attend any Special Interest Group or members’ meetings from now on.

Our October meeting will be called ‘Don’t Chuck It, Check it’, presented by Sheila Antrobus who is a valuer and auctioneer. She will be inviting members to bring along small objects – and Ernie stresses SMALL – for valuing – a sort of Antiques Road Show. We expect this to be a very popular meeting so it will be strictly limited numbers and only those members who produce their membership cards will be given entrance. Forewarned is forearmed!

Membership cards which have not been collected today from Dinah Kenworthy (Membership Secretary) will be posted out by the end of September.

The Speaker at next month’s meeting (Thursday, 21st September, 2017) is Christine Griffiths, who is the Minister at the Central Methodist Church, and her subject will be ‘Facing the Inevitable’. Ernie says don’t let this title put you off! If you don’t know Christine, look out for a 64 year old with either pink or purple hair and driving a huge purple Mercedes soft top vehicle – she is not the usual Methodist Minister!

Mary Findon (Craft Group Convenor) gave an illuminating five-minute Showcase about our Craft Group and there was a display of some of their work prior to the meeting. The Group members sound to be full of enthusiasm and I was struck by the wide range of activities they’ve been involved in and, perhaps more importantly, the way in which they all care for and share with each other. Thank you Mary for your presentation.

Our Speaker-Finder – Peter Carrigan – introduced our guest speaker – Dr Mary Holmes – the title of her talk being ‘Four years, Eight Histories and a Dog’. Her dynamic presentation gave us her reflections about her involvement in and admiration for The Royal Shakespeare Company and some of the history of its Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon. We all found it a spell-binding talk and many questions were asked along the way. Peter thanked Mary for her talk.

Best wishes – Jean

July’s Monthly Meeting

Greetings to all members. We had 111 members, four visitors and four new members present at our AGM and I welcome the members who joined on the day. The committee hope you enjoy your time with U3A Todmorden.

The AGM ran smoothly and thanks to the whole committee for their help. Marion Kershaw read the minutes of the AGM 2016, which were accepted by the membership.

Bill Griffiths gave the Financial Report, that we are in a sound and healthy position. The membership also accepted the report, which was signed and dated.

Bill Griffiths is leaving his post as Treasurer. There being no other nominations Emily Watnick was returned as Treasurer.

There were two vacancies on the committee; there being no other nominations Anne Foster and Peter Carrigan were returned to the committee.

We now have just over 500 members registered, but expect to lose several, who have not yet paid their subscriptions. There are 40 special interest groups.

The good news is that, thanks to the hard work of Emily, we now have in our bank account £445.03 returned to us from HMRC for Gift Aid. I would ask all members to consider completing a Gift Aid form, if they pay tax. By claiming back about £3 per person, we can try to maintain the £15 membership fee; held for the last eight years; and purchase new equipment. Our oldest computer needs replacing; it is eight years old and runs on Vista, which is no longer supported by Microsoft.

Keith Coates is heading the Research Project and has found that there are 22 fully paid up members, whose names never appear as attending the monthly or special interest meetings.

On Tuesday, Doug Simpson gave the committee a very comprehensive report on the issues surrounding members with hearing, mobility or sight problems. It was thought-provoking. We are on the right lines but work has to be done to make improvements. When the final report is given to the committee, it will be shared with convenors and interested parties.

Now for several appeals. U3A is a self-help organisation, so we always require volunteers for all aspects of our groups.

The team that looks after the sound and vision equipment would like some additional help. I gave full details last month. If any member has experience, or would like to be trained how to use the mixer desk, please contact either Peter Gibson or myself. Our contact details are on the website. At the end of the meeting two members came forward with offers of help. So thanks to them.

We have asked regularly about helpers for the tea/coffee rota. Many members say they will help out, if required, but when asked to commit to a particular date, they seem to fade away. If you can help please contact me.

To remind all members. At the beginning of September, we will post out all membership cards to those who have paid their subscriptions, but not collected them. Once a reasonable time has elapsed, members may be asked to produce current cards for entrance to monthly or special interest groups. Our Research Group found about 20 people attending groups, who were not U3A Todmorden members; this situation has mainly been resolved.

Finally. We have produced newsletters reasonable frequently, to try and keep all members up to date with our activities. However, this year, those who normally put this item together have been extremely busy on projects. If any member would like to help to assemble a two-sided, simple, short newsletter, please get in touch with me. We have the processes to gather information; we require members who can bring this together, so it can be put into a “desk top publishing” program. We will then print them. At the end of the meeting a member offered to help, and for that I am grateful. But we can always use more help to lighten the workload.

Gail gave her monthly report about group activities. Full information will be on the website.

Jean Pearson spoke about her Art group, why it started, and showed an example of work she had completed.

One of the convenors for the Lunch Club has had to withdraw and Jean Pearson has volunteered to forward details of the forthcoming meetings. Jean announced the date of the Christmas lunch. As before it will be at Stubbing Wharf and details of the date and menu are available. Book early this is always a popular event.

Alison Greenwood spoke about the forthcoming weekend devoted to the life of Geoff Love and the book launch in early September. Details are available from the Information Centre.

Gill Radford, our Vice-Chair introduced our guest speaker, Geoff Tansey and his presentation: Food: Wars or Peace? This was a challenging talk about fair, healthy, and sustainable food systems. Food systems correspond to what people want. But is what they want realistic, will it be so in the future? The number of people working in agriculture is staggering; about 2.5 billion, world wide, ranging from farmers, traders, workers, processors, manufacturers, wholesaler, caterers; before the product reaches us, the consumers. There is a battle for consumers by manufacturers and a few massive companies have a great deal of control. The seed industry, for example, has only three major producers. There are many threats to agriculture; climate, competition over resources, global militarisation, systems not fit for purpose. Geoff suggested that increased productivity is not necessarily the complete answer; that we already have sufficient food production for our needs. He asked in the future will we be able to consume what we want, rather than require. He suggested that we all need to act together; individuals, governments, communities, corporations, for the benefit of us all. There are some goals, the most important to end hunger by 2030. If societies do not have sufficient food, they will move.

I remind members that the next U3A Todmorden monthly meeting will be on 17 August: our speaker will be Dr Mary Holmes and her subject ”Four years, eight histories and a dog”. Your committee look forward to meeting you.

Ernie Rogan Chairman.

Bernard Lockett and Neil Smith enthral U3A Todmorden

by Anthony Peter.

May and June have been musical months for U3A Todmorden. In May, members enjoyed the return of Bernard Lockett whose talk focused on the political and social satire of Gilbert and Sullivan.

It’s hard to imagine Gilbert and Sullivan as anything other than pillars of the establishment, but Bernard Lockett showed us that their brilliance lies in the way the bite of Gilbert’s satire gains acceptability through the softening effect of Sullivan’s music.

Nevertheless, Bernard proposed that since G&S performances were attended by all classes of society, one can imagine the lower classes in the gallery enjoying a laugh at the expense of the socially elevated in the stalls.

Such laughter would, for example, have come at the expense of Parliament (‘Iolanthe’), the Law (‘Trial by Jury’) or corruption in government (‘The Mikado’).

The practice of offering high office to unsuitable men is highlighted by ‘the ruler of the Queen’s Navy’ in ‘HMS Pinafore’. This opera spotlights the fact that the stationery magnate, W.H. Smith, a man of no marine experience, had been shoehorned into the Admiralty as its First Sea Lord. (Bernard pointedly observed that there are today 42 Admirals in the Royal Navy even though it does not have that many ships.)

Gilbert’s social commentary is often acute. ‘Princess Ida’ advocates the role of women in society to clear up the mess that men – who ‘at best are but a monkey shaved’ – have made of it. It makes the case for university education and votes for women.

And in ‘Utopia Limited’, one critic has observed that ‘English prudery, English conversation, English company promoting, the English party system, the English War Office and Admiralty, the County Council, and the English Cabinet’ are all taken to task.

Once again, Bernard’s talk was illustrated with DVD excerpts from the operas which were highly entertaining and reminded us that although the operas are considered ‘light’, they offer substantial challenges to the singers.

Neil Smith in June, by contrast, offered us musical entertainment of a delightfully different and varied kind. Neil’s reputation as an international guitarist is among the highest, and together with his skill and musicality in styles ranging through classical, rock and jazz, he has clearly enjoyed a rich, rewarding and, occasionally, bizarre life.

These unusual experiences include being Molotov-cocktailed in Belfast, a performance for Blair and Clinton that was interrupted several times by an argument among their aides, avoiding a honey trap in a Moscow hotel, being bodyguarded by a Greek national hero, ‘Tassos’, and just missing the chance to go to Hamburg as a fill-in guitarist for The Beatles.

Neil has played for people such as Elizabeth Taylor, The Queen Mother, the Red Army in Transylvania, and General Sheikh Mahtoum III. His performances around the world at embassies are innumerable and include an encounter with an embassy 007 who quizzed him on the USSR and Arabia.

This wonderfully varied anecdotal talk was punctuated by lovely short excerpts on the guitar – Greek dance music, Rodrigo’s Guitar Concerto, the March of King Brian Boru and others. Neil’s talk was well balanced, delightfully engaging and a tribute to good musicianship.

Our homegrown showcase speakers have been Alan Fowler (Social History) and Nigel Plant (Photography).

Alan’s knowledge and expertise are prodigious, and his group’s main focus is on the history of 20th century northern textile towns. They make use of autobiographies and Mass Observation documents. They have a current ambition to study Todmorden local papers from 1918 as a turning point in the town’s manufacturing life.

Nigel is an experienced photographer with 20 years’ experience of clubs at national and international level. Sometimes the group runs sessions on camera technique (filters, tripods, range, shutter speed etc.), but generally bases sessions on looking at members’ photographs. They also mount their own occasional exhibitions in the Information Centre, and organise outings.

Other News and Information

The AGM takes place at the next meeting on 20th July.

Members are reminded again that subs should be paid as soon as possible, with Gift Aid if possible. Convenors are reminded to check that those attending their meetings are paid up members.

Peter Gibson, our long-serving and much-valued Technical Officer, wishes to relinquish some of his responsibilities. Anyone with a technical or practical bent who is willing to help take over some of what Peter has been doing, should contact Peter directly.

Pam Lonsdale from Community Transport Calderdale addressed us in June and highlighted the range of services they offer. The service relies on volunteers to help with transport to hospital or shopping for those who through ill health or isolation need support. Contact details for CTC are 01422 845479 and their website is www.ctcalderdale.co.uk

Todmorden U3A’s next meeting will be held on Thursday, 20th July in the Central Methodist Church in Todmorden at 1.45. This meeting will our AGM, followed by a talk by Geoff Tansey titled ‘Food: Wars or Peace? Challenges and Opportunities in 21st Century’. Our contact details are (website) www.u3atod.org.uk, (email) enquiries@u3atod.org.uk, or (phone) 01706 812015.

June’s Monthly Meeting

Report of Members’ Meeting – Thursday June 15th

This is not the report of the Chairman, or even the Vice Chairman, as both are on holiday at present and so it fell to me to chair what was an exceptionally entertaining meeting.

There was a short talk by Pam Lonsdale of Community Transport Calderdale who explained the range of services which they offer for those who cannot access other transport because of ill health, isolation, or simply cannot afford it. This could be for a hospital appointment or shopping. They provide a home-from-hospital service in partnership with Age UK which not only provides transport from the hospital but ensures that necessary support is available at home.

The service relies on volunteers (as drivers, but also with administration and other tasks). If anyone wishes to contact them to volunteer or to find out about their services the telephone no. is 01422 845479. There is also a web site – www.ctcalderdale.co.uk.

There was also a short presentation by Nigel Plant, convenor, about the photography group. He emphasised that you don’t have to have expensive equipment to take part in the group, who will welcome new members. Anyone who is interested can contact Nigel by email at nigelonline@mac.com or by phone – 01422 845479.

Gail Allaby gave us the Groups Report as she has not been able yet to circulate it because of computer problems. She promised to circulate the report as soon as her computer was “out of hospital”.

Our main speaker was Neil Smith, whose talk was entitled “Have guitar will travel”. An appropriate title because his talk took us from Horwich and Mecca Dance Halls in Manchester to Italy, Las Vegas, Hollywood, Saudi Arabia, Northern Ireland, Greece, South America, the former USSR, and Glamis Castle in Scotland. These are just some of the many places he has played in his career as a professional guitarist. He told how he nearly played with the Beatles before they were famous, how he played for Elizabeth Taylor, and for the Queen Mother’s 100th birthday at Glamis Castle. He also spoke of the dangers of being a guitar player, having escaped being blown up and, on a separate occasion, nearly shot in Northern Ireland; and arrested in the USSR. His fascinating stories were all accompanied by his accomplished playing of pieces which were associated with each place.

It was a performance which was enjoyed by all.


The next meeting is on July 20th, which will be the AGM. There are vacancies for two committee members and for the post of Treasurer. Nomination papers will be circulated shortly if you wish to propose anyone for one of these positions.

The AGM will be followed by the normal meeting when the speaker will be Geoff Tansey whose subject will be “Food:Wars or Peace in the 21st century”

Keith Coates

May’s Monthly Meeting

Greetings to all members. We had over 100 members attending again and I welcome the six new members who joined. Our visitors included two members from the “about to be formed group” from Whitworth, Rochdale and the committee wishes them well.

I am pleased to report that we now have 494 members; just short of that magic 500. Last month over half the membership renewed their subscription and at Thursday’s meeting about another 30 paid by cash and cheque, so thanks to all for paying on time.

Emily Watnick, our Assistant Treasurer, has been working hard to persuade members to sign up for Gift Aid, and to date we have received from HMRC a total of £440. Hopefully there will be more to come.

The not-so-good news is that Jean Pearson has been working on the Research Project and by matching names to groups, has discovered that there are over 20 people who attend, but are not U3A Todmorden members. Convenors have been given details and asked to check, and we hope this situation will be resolved shortly.

As a result of this work, the committee has decided that, from September this year, members may be asked to produce their membership cards to attend group or members’ meetings. All members who have paid their subscriptions, but not collected their membership cards from members’ meetings, will receive them in the post in August.

I give advanced notice that the AGM will now take place at the July members’ meeting. There will be a vacancy for Treasurer and two vacancies for committee members. The calling notice and nomination papers will be published shortly.

The three projects are underway. Keith Coates has pages of information and statistics for the Research project. Many thanks to those members who have replied to the surveys. Doug Simpson is chairing the project for members with sight, hearing or mobility issues and has forwarded some of their comments. The 10th Anniversary group have met and are looking at various aspects of the celebrations.

This month I was pleased to be invited to attend the Novel Appreciation group, having first read the book, Dissolution, and took part in the review of the novel. It was most interesting and I thank Ant Peter and his group. I have had a few invitations to other groups, so if convenors wish to forward dates I will do my best to attend and join in proceedings.

I have been asked to remind members that there are still some places available on the Let’s Go trip to Eden Camp on 7th June. This promises to be an enlightening visit to a most well known attraction.

Finally Peter Gibson, our long-serving and long-suffering Technical Officer, wishes to hand over some, but not all, of his duties. Peter has been holding down at least four posts. In his own words “I would like the committee to seek several volunteers to join the team to set out and pack away the audio and visual equipment used at members’ meetings.”

Peter has also had the responsibility of keeping membership records. Our system is based on XL, but the committee think we should change to a more modern system, perhaps “in the cloud”.

One of Peter’s other jobs has been the trouble shooter: the computer won’t start/this has gone wrong/how do I book the equipment for next week/the digital lock will not open.

Any members who have worked in IT, have a love for computers and programs, are practical or can help in any way and want U3A Todmorden to continue and flourish please contact Peter, any committee member or me; all our details are on the website.

Peter has carried this burden for eight years and the fact that we are asking for multiple members to take over these roles indicates his commitment to U3A Todmorden and how hard he has worked. Over the years he has been Group Coordinator, Speaker Finder, Chairman and has held other posts.

Our speaker this month was Bernard Lockett and we were pleased to welcome him back. His subject this time was the Social and Political satire of Gilbert and Sullivan. Gilbert was concerned that 95% of the population lived in poverty. He talked about the corruption of the legal system. But Sullivan’s music took the edge off the satire. Members of the House of Lords “did nothing in particular, but did it well”. Many audience members could not hear the words clearly, but just enjoyed the music: fortunately, Bernard gave us numerous examples of the comments on society of their day compared with today. Disraeli gave W H Smith, who had never served in the Navy, the post of First Lord of the Admiralty, resulting in the song from HMS Pinafore “When I was a lad” “Stick close to your desks and one day you may be the Ruler of the Queens Navy”. Today known as “jobs for the boys”. As a reformer Gilbert wrote Princess Ida in 1883 and championed education and universities for women. He was truly ahead of his time. We look forward to Bernard’s next visit.

Next month neither Gill Radford, vice chair, nor I will be in attendance and the meeting, Thursday 15 June 2017, will be chaired by Keith Coates, who will introduce our speaker Neil Smith and his subject Have guitar: will travel.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

April’s Monthly Meeting

Andy Capp says: Don't stop me -- I'm off to pay my U3A Todmorden subscription!Greetings to all members. We had about 130 members attending, but only 88 signed in. It is a “Health and Safety” matter that members sign in for the meeting.

I make no apologies for repeating the cartoon, produced by Nick Littlewood and his publicity team, to remind all members that annual subscriptions are due. Members will be aware that my reports have contained many references to subscriptions. I am certain that the cartoon helped to bring this to the fore. In fact 117 members renewed last Thursday; 40% more than last year. This has resulted in having almost 25% of the membership paid up already. When the figures for those who pay by Bank Standing Order are added, on 1st May, we will have almost 50% of the membership renewed. A big thanks to all members who have already renewed, and thanks to the committee for all their hard work. We will be running a similar system, at the May members’ meeting, for those who wish to pay by cash or cheque. Members who wish to pay by Bank Standing Order can find all details on our website. It is not too late to Gift Aid subscriptions for this financial year.

Bill Griffiths, our Treasurer, reminds members that the old £5 note will no longer be legal tender next month.

Our 3 projects are underway. Gail and her team for the Impairment project meet for the first time next week. Any member who has hearing, sight or mobility issues, and who wishes to join, now is the time. The team planning the 10th Anniversary celebrations meets next week. Keith Coates has been leading the History and Research project, gathering statistics, information and preparing an introduction.

I would draw your attention to the excellent exhibition at the Todmorden Information Centre of images taken by Photography Group 1, led by Nigel Plant. There is an immediate impact of professionalism the way the photographs have been set out and labelled. I congratulate all involved. The exhibition is on until the end of the week.

A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to the Art Appreciation group to see a presentation about knitting. Though sceptical originally, I really enjoyed the experience, and learned about the meaning of the various patterns on the garments: ropes, waves, fish, boats, sailors. The co-convenor has persuaded group members to join in a trial. Members choose a number, blindly. This corresponds to a subject, and they will have to research it and give a short presentation. This is part of the process of being a member of U3A; it’s not just sitting back and listening.

On to the meeting. Gail Allaby, our Group Coordinator, gave her report, which can be found on the website. It is interesting that a new group, Old English, about to start, will have an American convenor.

Jean Pearson spoke for 5 minutes about the Coffee Club, which meets socially regularly. There is no coordinator, no agenda, just a general chat. Details are on the website.

Gill Radford, our Vice Chair introduced our speaker Professor Derek Scott, for a return visit. Professor Scott spoke about the Eurovision Song Contest, which is now 60 years old. Although originally songs had to be in the country’s native language, now the contest bears no resemblance to the first years. Professor Scott gave so many examples of the various different types of songs and how they were performed. My favourite; a reggae number, “Let the sun shine into your heart”, which the singers performed wearing leder hosen. As previously, Professor Scott had us all laughing with his descriptions and treated us to many recorded highlights of the songs over the years. It was a sort of upmarket “Terry Wogan” type critical appraisal of Eurovision. I am certain we will all look forward to Professor Scott’s next visit.

We had special guests on Thursday: Josie and Peter Conway, both from Todmorden Choral Society. I thank them for allowing us the use of the piano, which the Society owns.

Our next members’ meeting will be 18 May. Our scheduled speaker has had to withdraw because of ill health. His place will be taken by Bernard Lockett, who last year delighted us with his presentation of the music of Gilbert and Sullivan. This time he will be speaking about the politics of G&S and the relevance today.

Your committee looks forward to seeing you.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman.

Professor Scott Scores a Euro-Hit

by Anthony Peter.

Thursday, 20th April saw the return of Professor Derek Scott of Leeds University to Todmorden U3A. Last year we were treated to Orientalism in music; this time we were nearer home, looking at that very peculiar Occidental phenomenon, The Eurovision Song Contest.

01aThe contest’s final will take place this year on May 13th in Kiev. Professor Scott opened with some musings on whether Brexit will affect voting patterns, and whether Russia, whose entry has been refused by Ukraine, will make a fuss. ‘It’s so unpolitical’ he said with jocular irony.

Indeed, this was a jocular talk, but, as one would expect from a professor of critical musicology, one that was underlain with some serious analysis and questioning. How often does a country’s indigenous music influence its entry? Has a European style developed? What are the key ingredients that are likely to ensure success?

Professor Scott thought that national styles were not significantly represented. Swiss singers do not yodel. In 1972, Luxembourg won with a French song sung by a Greek, and in 1978 they were represented by a Spanish duo singing in French. Many entries now are in English.

Perhaps this international blending is what Eurovision is all about. After all, the EU’s adopted motto is ‘Unity in Diversity’. However, in 1990 the Italian entry, ‘Insieme’, though sung in Italian, had a chorus of ‘Unite, unite Europe!’ sung in English at a time when the UK was agitating about the upcoming Maastricht Treaty!

But what are the characteristics of euro-pop? ‘Easy Listening’ is the predominant style – an urban entertainment representing ‘freshly-minted traditionalism’.

Popular songs are likely to fall into one of four categories:

  • ‘Enjoy Life’, featuring songs like ‘Congratulations’, ‘J’Aime la Vie’ or Germany’s 1987 entry ‘Let the Sun into Your Heart’. These songs invariably have a strong 2 or 4 beat rhythm.
  • Then there is the oddly named ‘Public Spaces for Leisuretime Pleasure’ category. Professor Scott mentioned such classics as ‘Cinéma’, the Swiss 1980 entry placed 4th, or Germany’s magnificent ‘Theater’ that was placed 2nd the same year. There is a particular European fondness for songs that hint of the fairground containing musical devices that suggest mechanical movement. ‘Puppet on a String’ and ‘Boom Bang-a-Bang’ are obvious examples, and that lesser known German entry in 1962, ‘Zwei Kleine Italiener’.
  • Category 3 might be described as ‘Quasi-Sacred, with Secular and Light Political Overtones’ such as Katrina and the Waves’ winning number ‘Love Shine a Light. The use of the tambourine and the gospel descanter are also popular elements in such songs.
  • And finally, the tremendous world of ‘Visceral Onomatopoeia’ which must include refrains ‘free from linguistic restraint’ such as ‘boum bang-a-boum’, its variation ‘boom-bang-a-bang ‘,‘ding a dong’, and perhaps the mother of them all ‘Hard Rock Hallelujah’ Finland’s bizarre 2006 winner.

Less notable was Spain’s ‘La La La’ which won in 1968 when Cliff Richard was pipped by General Franco’s bribed juries. (Remember, ‘It’s so unpolitical’!) Though the phenomenon of countries voting for each other can perhaps be explained by expat populations, which is why, for example, Germany often supports Turkey so strongly.

What else do composers of Eurowinners need to look out for? The obvious one is the AABA structure: catchy tune, repeat it, have a variation, then repeat it again. If that can include a key shift upwards to reinforce the emotional sincerity of the song, all well and good.

A happy tone, a party mood, a major key, a solo and a duet, a 2 or 4 beat rhythm, a tempo that is fast but not too fast, and a catchy refrain are other things to include.

To illustrate this, Professor Scott had written us his own Eurovision entry. With lyrics that probably categorised it as ‘Quasi-Sacred’, and illustrating ‘Unity in Diversity’, we listened enthusiastically to ‘Be Nice to Nice People (Be Rude to Rude People)’. Surely, we were thinking, this would have had a better chance than Jemini or Joe and Jake?

Ernie Rogan thanked Professor Scott for his illuminating and entertaining talk describing him as ‘an upmarket Terry Wogan’. Certainly, the 130 members attending enjoyed an afternoon full of Woganesque humour and intelligibly presented academic analysis. Perfect!

Our monthly Groups’ Showcase starred The Coffee Club convened by Jean Pearson.

Jean spoke about it as the brainchild of Ahmed Commis, and emphasised its value as an informal opportunity for a meeting of minds. Conversation is about learning and friendship, and embraces the international, the national and the parochial. The club’s strength is perhaps that it has no formal agenda, so every meeting is a surprise.

01bMeetings take place in the upper room of the Polished Knob opposite Todmorden Market on, usually, the first Monday of the month at 11.00.

Other News and Information
Ernie Rogan reported that he anticipates that, following his ‘pay-your-subscriptions-as- soon-as-possible-and-with-Gift-Aid-if-possible’ drive, 50% of subs will have been paid to date. If you want to pay by standing order, the form is here; if you want to pay at the May Members’ Meeting, that will be possible as well.

Ernie also reports that he is making his pastoral way, by invitation, round our groups. He visited Art Appreciation last month, and learned about knitting as an art. He is due to visit Novel Appreciation shortly. If convenors would like to welcome Ernie to their groups, just get in touch with him.

Gail reported that a new group for the study of Old English is about to get under way.

Remember that there is usually an opportunity at monthly meetings to book your place on a Let’s Go outing. Places usually go fast, so you need to get in there quickly. The recent trip to Chirk Castle was a lovely day out in the fresh air, ebullient wind, and modernised medieval buildings.

Todmorden U3A’s next meeting will be held on Thursday, 18th May in the Central Methodist Church in Todmorden at 1.45 which will feature the return of Bernard Lockett whose subject will be ‘The Social and Political Satire of Gilbert and Sullivan’. Our contact details are (website) www.u3atod.org.uk, (email) enquiries@u3atod.org.uk, or (phone) 01706 812015.

Old Flames and Steamy Memories

by Anthony Peter


Granville Dobson was U3A Todmorden’s Guest Speaker at our March meeting, standing in at short notice for the indisposed Alan Hemsworth, whom we had hoped would reveal The Riddle of Humpty Dumpty’. It’s always a bit of a tall order to step in at the last minute, and Granville did us proud. If the title of his talk, ‘Old Flames’, had led us to expect a naughty excursion through the love-life of his youth, Granville soon disabused us of that misconception. The old flames he had in mind were the steam locomotives he serviced as boy and man, during his time as a fireman on the footplate.

Granville was 41 years with British Rail and gave us a quick resumé of the development of the railways in Yorkshire and Lancashire. He was an expert on the Low Moor Shed in Bradford. He gave us an enthusiastic run down on the achievements of railway engineer Sir William Stanier, whose engine designs brought LMS out of the doldrums and who restored the Low Moor Shed. He also reminded us of a few key railway dates: 1948 nationalisation; 1958 Low Moor shut to steam engines; 1959-1964 dieselisation at Low Moor; 1963 and 1965 The Beeching Reports; 1966 closure of branch lines all over Yorkshire; and 1967 – the closure of Low Moor Shed.

Granville had a lot to say about the bitterness between ASLEF and the NUR, and even more about Ernest Marples, then Minister of Transport, whose road-building interests just happened to coincide with Dr. Beeching’s recommendations for closing rail lines. Unsurprisingly, Mr Marples ended up living abroad. But Granville’s personal recollections were given equal weight in his talk. He described his affair with rail as ‘hot, dirty, uncomfortable, dangerous and wildly exciting’, especially as a fireman with one foot on the loco and one on the tender. In 1946 as a boy on a visit to London, he was invited into the cab of a Stanier Pacific locomotive called ‘City of St Albans’ and consequently, when he left grammar school, he felt called by the romance of rail rather than a white collar job. As a beginner he was on £5-17-00 a week. That earned him the privilege of cleaning out the fireboxes, chipping out razor-sharp ‘cabbages’ of clinker. He used a spanner as a hammer and at the end of the day he went home covered in red dust. There were no washing facilities at work.

When he was able to, he applied to be a fireman, was accepted, and worked his way up to mainline operations. He operated under many different drivers. One, Jack Crampton, had the reputation of burning more coal than any other driver in the region, but though incompetent was generous. Harold Leroy had an explosive temper and disliked graduate managers. Another colleague, who was a maniac when trying to make up lost time, once refashioned his false teeth by the heat of the firebox because they fitted badly, only to discover that they were his wife’s. Health and safety was different then, too. A badly bleeding finger was something to wrap up and put up with as you shovelled coal – no fun if you were on a line with 43 stops and the engine needed a constant supply of fresh steam.

This was an immensely enjoyable talk, and our appreciation was shown by Granville (who never had time to cook bacon and eggs on a shovel) selling all the copies of his book he had brought in case of interest from our members.

Monthly Group Showcase
A new feature for our U3A groups, this month it was the turn of Jazz Joy, and group convenor David Greenhough spoke about Jazz, the love of his life. David owns 20,000 vinyl jazz records, all a consequence of hearing Big Bill Broonzy at an impressionable age. For £2 a session, to cover room costs at the Fielden Centre, members can enjoy a couple of hours of unadulterated pleasure in the company of both jazz and the intensity of David’s measured, knowledgeable and humorous enthusiasm.

Ernie Rogan also urged us to pay our subs as soon as possible, and to consider seriously the advantage of doing so by standing order. And we were reminded that by Gift Aiding our subs, U3A can claim free money from HMRC. Finally, members will be pleased to know that several convenors have attended a First Aid course run by Don Buxton, a Yorkshire Ambulance responder, and are now more confident about handling a crisis should one occur.

Our next meeting will be held on Thursday, 20th April in the Central Methodist Church in Todmorden at 1.45 when our speaker will be Professor Derek Scott, whose subject will be ‘Eurovision Song Contest’. Our contact details are (website) www.u3atod.org.uk, (email) enquiries@u3atod.org.uk, or (phone) 01706 812015.

March’s Monthly Meeting

Members’ meeting report, Thursday 16 March 2017.

Greetings to all members. We had a good attendance of about 100 members.

Gail gave her group report, which can be found on the website.

Committee member Peter Gibson made an excellent suggestion, agreed by the committee, that convenors could have five minutes to promote their groups. The first to speak was David Greenhough, convenor of Jazz Joy. David has huge enthusiasm for his subject and a great commitment for his group. He lives in Bacup, does not have a car and so ‘commutes’ to his meetings by taxi. I hope that David’s dedication is rewarded by an increase in the attendance at Jazz Joy. Full details of meetings can be found on the website.

A great effort from Emily Watnick bringing to the attention of members and the committee the subject of Gift Aid has resulted in 140 members signing up. This will result in U3A Todmorden receiving from HMRC about £500. I would ask all members to consider Gift Aid. Members who pay more than £3.75 per annum tax are eligible to sign for Gift Aid for U3A Todmorden. This will help retain the membership fee at £15 and/or help us to renew our equipment as required.

Next month the committee hope to begin a campaign to ask members to consider paying subscriptions by Standing Order Mandate. The form for year 2017/18 is already on the website (thanks are due to Peter Gibson and Andrew Teal), to ensure we are ready in plenty of time. If any members not on the net wish to have a SO, then please contact me and I will ensure that one is posted.

The Memory Day was well received by those attending and the feedback was good.

The Impairment Project will be led by Gail Allaby. Any member who has issues with sight, hearing, or mobility and who wishes to increase their enjoyment of membership of U3A Todmorden should contact Gail.

Keith Coates, our former Chairman, has produced a questionnaire for our History and Research project. We intend this to be published by March 2018, in time for our 10th anniversary. A sub-committee has been formed to organise the celebrations.

Our speaker Granville Dobson, came to our aid. Our booked speaker became ill on Tuesday and Granville agreed to give a presentation. My thanks to Peter Carrigan for his hard work in finding a speaker, and to Granville for stepping in at such short notice. Plans have been made should a similar situation occur.

Granville talked about his 41 years on the railway, focusing on his 15 years as a Fireman, on the footplate. His home base was Low Moor, near Bradford. In 1948 the rail network was nationalised and by 1964, except for excursions, all trains were diesel hauled. Granville started work, at 16, as a junior cleaner, which meant climbing into the fire box of steam engines. He never knew how hot the working environment would be. He had to clear the clinker from around the inner skin and this always resulted in a choking red dust forming, within minutes of starting work. The fire boxes were approximately 10ftx5ftx5ft. There were many tales of the trials and tribulations of working on the footplate and the characters with whom he worked and spoke about very fondly. He talked about a driver, whose false teeth did not fit correctly, so spent a quite while carving and moulding them into shape. Only to find they were actually his wife’s!

Finally, on Saturday 18 March, 14 convenors attended a First Aid Awareness course, receiving an overview of First Aid including resuscitation, presented by a Yorkshire Ambulance responder. I thank Anne Foster for arranging the course. I am certain that all who attended will feel a little more confident, should a situation arise.

Our next meeting will be on Thursday 20 April, when Professor Derek Scott will talk about the Eurovision Song Contest. Members may recall Professor Scott giving a humorous presentation last year. Your committee look forward to seeing you.

Ernie Rogan Chairman.

February’s Monthly Meeting

Report of the Members’ meeting held on 16 February 2017

Greetings to all members. We had our best attendance ever with over 150 members at Central. In fact some were so eager they were, literally, banging on the doors.

Our Group convenor, Gail, is on a well deserved holiday, so I would ask all members to look at her on-line report.

There were two matters of concern. Doug, who has been the Convenor for the World Affairs group for many years, reported that unless a volunteer could be found to take over the running of the group, the February meeting would be the last one. At the eleventh hour, Peter Baron has stepped forward and I thank him.

As members were advised last month, there were no volunteers for making refreshments, so we were without our usual welcome cup of tea/coffee and biscuit. However, Alison has advised that several members had “signed up” and, hopefully there may now be just sufficient for the remainder of the year.

Emily Watnick, our Assistant Treasurer, has brought her valuable experience to remind our members to sign up for Gift Aid. In general, members who pay tax can sign a simple Gift Aid form. This allows U3A Todmorden to claim back £3 on top of every £15 subscription. 22 members signed the forms on Thursday and we now have a total of about 70 members. This means that we can already claim over £200 back from HMRC. This could result in the group retaining the subscription at the present level of £15, or helping purchase equipment in the future. Ideally, the committee would like all eligible members to sign for Gift Aid. The £200 we can reclaim now is equivalent to 14 new members joining; and we do not have to service them; no emails, correspondence, or postage.

Last year the committee had difficulty in collecting subscriptions. These are due from April, yet some members did not pay until September. This, I believe, is unfair for the rest of the membership. We will be, actively, encouraging members to pay by Direct Debit.

The Impairment project has only 6 members who wish to be involved. This project’s aim is to enhance the enjoyment of members who have issues with sight, hearing, or mobility by making suggestions for improvement. Before we go any further, if any member wishes to join in, please contact me.

2018 will be the 10th anniversary of U3A Todmorden and, to celebrate, Keith Coates, our former Chairman, will introduce a combined History and Research project. We would like to speak to the original 50 members, most of whom are not only still around, but active.

Our speaker this month was Maria Glot and her subject was Titus Salt and Saltaire. Maria was the first Tourist Officer of Bradford District and now runs the Saltaire Experience, also acting as a guide. Her presentation was “in character” as the wife of one of Titus Salt’s employees: “eight children and another on the way”. Titus Salt built Saltaire Mill and the surrounding town, to be away from the slums and pollution of Bradford. The housing he offered his workforce was better than anywhere else in the area. Rents were not cheap, but the houses had indoor toilets and running water.
There was a cost: hard work in the mills, long hours, six days a week. He was an excellent money maker, even utilising every waste product to advantage. He patented a machine which could turn alpaca fibres into cloth which was as soft as silk, but cheaper.
Opinions differ about him: Philanthropist or Tyrant; 150 years on, we are no wiser — he burned all his papers prior to his death.

Please look out for a full review of Maria’s presentation, by Ant Peters, with photographs from J Roger Howard, in Todmorden News, in the next four weeks.

Our next Members’ Meeting will be Thursday 16 March and our speaker will be Alan Hemsworth; his subject, the Riddle of Humpty Dumpty.

Your committee look forward to seeing you

Ernie Rogan Chairman.

January’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report on the January 2017 Member’s meeting

Greetings to all members. Your committee hopes that this year will be an exciting one for all members, with our three projects.

Our Memory Day is now fully booked, with a small waiting list. There will be a full report in February.

The History and Research project will be launched, next month, by our former Chairman, Keith Coates. Keith will give full details at our February meeting.

This month we launch our “Impairment project”. We would like members with hearing, sight, and mobility issues, to form a working group. We would like the group to look at what they think we, as a committee, could try to do to improve their experience of U3A Todmorden; to look at possible solutions, costs, sourcing, and then advise committee so that we can, hopefully, put these benefits or improvements into place. I would ask any interested member to pass on their name to our Group Co-ordinator, Gail Allaby, at g.p.allaby@allaby-cook.co.uk. We are pleased that John Taylor, Chairman of the Blind Society and also Todmorden Talking Newspaper has agreed to offer his help.

We have received a card from Dementia Friendly Todmorden, thanking those members who knitted “twiddlemuffs”, which are now being donated to local Care Homes.

The Town Council is running a series of Workshops for the Todmorden Neighbourhood Plan: Future Key sites; Future of Housing; Local Infrastructure. Full details are in this week’s Todmorden News or can be obtained from the Town Council.

Some not so good news. We do not have any volunteers for refreshments for the next four months. Therefore, unless members step forward, there will not be any tea/coffee/biscuits at the start of our Members’ meetings until June. Any volunteers should pass their names to Alison Greenwood at ali.greenwood48@gmail.com.

Four new members joined this month and on behalf of the committee we welcome them.

Our guest speaker Alun Pugh gave an interesting presentation about his father Dei and his service in Bomber Command during WW2. Alun told members of his father’s determination to be a pilot, about his training in Canada, although being told initially that he was too tall. Alun read extracts from his father’s diaries, recounting the operations he carried out. In 1944, a day after completing his dinghy training and following a raid on Berlin, Dei had to ditch into the sea, with his crew, and regrettably several members drowned or died of exposure, leaving only two crew members alive. Although a serious subject, Alun managed to inject humour into his presentation.

To remind members, our next meeting will beon Thursday 16 February 2017, when Maria Glot will be speaking about Titus Salt and Saltaire.

Your committee looks forward to seeing to next month.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

December’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report on the members’ meeting, 15 December 2016.

Greetings to all members. This report will be quite long; some light reading over the festive period.

My week started listening to Eric Midwinter, on You and Yours, talking about the growth of U3A. 35 years earlier the programme had championed U3A. Now we have 1001 groups and 384,000 members and still growing. I am proud to be a part of this excellent organisation.

There was a smaller than usual attendance at our Christmas meeting. We welcomed our Town Mayor, Cllr A H Greenwood, also a U3A Todmorden member, and his Mayoress.

In committee we have been challenged about welcoming new members. Gill Radford, our Vice Chair writes: “After volunteering to be the link person welcoming new members to U3A Tod’s monthly meetings, there were indeed four potential new members, to whom I managed to chat. They showed an interest in French Conversation, Art, Science and Philosophy, so please be prepared to make them welcome in your groups. I am certain they, in turn, will be able to make suggestions, with ideas from Oxfordshire, Cambridge and London.”

Our entertainment was provided by our quiz team, ably led by Myrna Beet, who provided a variety of questions; general knowledge, music, pictures. Many thanks to them for their hard work.

John Wallis gave us a short history of Variety and Music Hall, originally called Harmony Meetings, which started in the East End of London and were for males only. John then went on to talk about his favourite “daft humour”: mainly Northern. He spoke about George Formby, who made 22 films, and many other Northern comics. John told his favourite jokes and regaled us with his expertise on the tenor banjo, mandola and ukelele. Finally we joined John in traditional songs and ended with a good sing-a-long with Christmas Carols.

Next year we hope to offer members some projects. Firstly will be a Memory Day on 22 February and this is detailed below.

Early in the New Year we hope that Keith Coates, our former Chairman, will lead a research project. U3A Todmorden will be ten years old very shortly, and we would like to start a History of the Group. We will write to the members who joined first, the original steering committee and committee members, asking them for their memories. We will hope to build on this and find out about our membership and compare it with our local population. Keith will give details on his return from the USA.

Finally, we would like a working party formed by members who have impairments; hearing, sight and mobility. The committee would like them to look at what is required to improve their experience of U3A; to try and find possible solutions, and costs, and then advise committee to see if funds are available. There will be more details in the New Year.

I thank all committee members for their hard work this year and wish all members a Happy Christmas, a safe and healthy New Year, and that we can all meet again in 2017.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

Memory Day 22 February 2017

We have arranged for a Memory training day to be held at Central Methodist Church on Wednesday 22 February 2017, from 2.00pm to 4.00pm. The presenters will be two members of Heswall U3A.

The first 70 minutes will be details of how the brain works, followed by hints and tips of how to train the memory.

We will then have a short refreshment break and continue with a period of interaction and practice.

We can only have 20 members per session, so it will have to be on a first come basis. There will be a charge of £5 per person to cover expenses.

Members who are interested should contact me either by email: arlineandernie@tiscali.co.uk or telephone 01706812015.

If the event is successful and there is sufficient interest, we will try and arrange another session later in the year.

November’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report of the members’ meeting, Thursday 17 November 2016.

The committee is grateful for so many members attending on what was, in the morning, promising to be a typical miserable winter’s day.

We welcomed committee members from U3A Littleborough and announced that we now have signed a reciprocal agreement. Members can attend interest groups at either U3A with the usual proviso; checking with the convenors that vacancies are available and paying the group fees. Contact can be made via the website: u3asites.org.uk/littleborough.

Our short talk was given by Daniel Jessop; Volunteer and Events Coordinator at Todmorden Town Hall. Daniel has spoken to U3A Todmorden previously, making a successful appeal for volunteer guides. This time Daniel talked about the new Todmorden Town Hall guidebook: “reasonably priced at £4.95 and published just in time for Christmas.” I may have paraphrased his words. All the research was undertaken by the Town Hall guides, spending many hours in libraries and searching files. The guidebook was actually put together by Emma Stafford, Senior Lecturer in Classics at Leeds University. Her story in itself is interesting. A member of Todmorden Choral Society, she spent so much time admiring the medallions on the ceiling, she sometimes almost forgot to sing.

Our main speaker was Alan Fowler, a member and convenor of the Social History group. His topic: The Cotton Factory Times cartoons, by Sam Fitton, of WW1. Or “What did you laugh at in the Great War Daddy?”.

In 1914, the immediate impact of the war was unemployment; followed by part time employment. In 1916 prices and wages doubled, with wages chasing prices. There was the difficulty of recruiting personnel, so many men having gone to join the Armed Forces. Women began to work in the Cotton Industry; for the first time in spinning. The “u-boat” menace led not only to a shortage of food, but also of cotton, the raw material. Egyptian cotton was available, but the industry relied mostly on cotton from the USA.

Alan explained all the symbolism within the cartoons; the nicknames of the Kaiser, those profiting from the war, and the social effect of paying the cost of the war. In 1914 the Cotton Factory Times consisted of 8 pages. By 1917 it was down to 4. Sam Fitton’s cartoons only appeared in the inside pages and so were stopped.

Our next meeting will be on Thursday 15 December featuring our well known non alcoholic punch, a Christmas quiz designed by Myrna Beet, and entertainment provided by John Wallis. Your committee look forward to meeting you at this relaxed event.

Ernie Rogan Chairman

Masterclass on Gilbert and Sullivan

by Anthony Peter.

Though I am not knowledgeable enough to open this report with a Gilbert and Sullivan quotation, I am not so unappreciative of excellence as to fail to remark that Bernard Lockett’s presentation to Todmorden U3A on 20th October 2016 was delivered with masterfully engaging ease and enthusiasm. Bernard Lockett is a self-confessed ‘life-long enthusiast of G & S’, a fact corroborated by his involvement with the annual G & S festival that takes place in Harrogate.

It was the purpose of his afternoon to convey something of his own pleasure to us and to dispel a few myths surrounding the musical pairing that endured for 25 years. During this time they produced 14 shows which are, after Shakespeare, the most performed pieces of theatre in the world. How should this be? For Mr Lockett, it’s because both W.S.Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan were experts in their own fields, and they did not interfere with each other’s areas of expertise. Moreover, Gilbert wrote meaningful words that satirised the foibles and vices of late Victorian society, but did so in a way that was humorous enough to engage rather than alienate an audience. And Sullivan, who had received some of his musical training from Rossini, a master of the comic opera, wrote music that was effervescent, emotive, tuneful, and therefore, crucially, popular.

There are, however, interesting differences between the two: Gilbert was born into the landed gentry and was wealthy; Sullivan, by contrast, was the son of an Irish immigrant labourer who played the trumpet. Gilbert was a conspicuously unsuccessful barrister who was well placed to observe how corrupt British Society was and how industry benefited a mere 5% of the British people. His observations of society fed into his ‘Bab Ballads’ (1869). Abandoning law, he went into theatre management and journalism and writing plays. Sullivan won a scholarship to the Royal Academy of Music and continued his studies in Leipzig. In 1867, he wrote the music for Francis Burnand’s ‘Cox and Box’, which Gilbert reviewed and liked. He approached Sullivan and together they produced ‘Thespis’ at the Gaiety Theatre in 1871. It ran for three weeks, but was acknowledged to be poor. Gilbert went back to his plays and Sullivan turned to church music in which he excelled. The impresario, Richard D’Oyly Carte, however, had spotted talent and in 1871 asked G&S to write a short piece for his light opera company. This was ‘Trial by Jury’ and it proved the success that ‘Thespis’ had not been. From then on, G&S and D’Oyly Carte established a succession of huge musical triumphs. They were writing and producing the ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘Phantom of the Opera’ of the day, and eventually they moved into the Savoy Theatre, built by D’Oyly Carte with electric lighting and, novelty of novelties, numbered seating.

Mr Lockett introduced us to three excerpts from filmed modern productions of ‘The Mikado’, ‘The Pirates of Penzance’ and ‘The Gondoliers’. He was adamant in pointing out the telling qualities of each: the mastery with which Sullivan’s music shifted the mood in ‘The Mikado’, the circumstances of ‘The Monarch of the Sea’ that satirised Disraeli’s appointment of the stationer W.H. Smith as 1st Lord of the Admiralty, and Sullivan’s capacity to write sentimental Victorian ballads as well as lively dances.

Although it is often said that G&S did not get on and that Sullivan in particular was frustrated by the limitations of the partnership, Mr Lockett suggested this was not the case. He quoted from their diaries in which they warmly expressed their gratitude to each other. Where G&S did differ, however, was over money. Gilbert was careful when it came to production expenses, whereas Sullivan was extravagant, and they came close to blows over the issue of a new carpet in the Savoy Theatre. And their knighthoods? Sullivan was dubbed in 1883 for services to music. But Gilbert, because of his lyrics, was not the darling of those with influence, and when he was knighted in 1907 it was for his services to the magistracy.

This was an excellent afternoon. A full house of 148 enjoyed many moments of laughter, and were most delightfully informed by a well practised presenter who will be vividly remembered by all.

Our next meeting will be held on Thursday, 17th November in the Central Methodist Church in Todmorden at 1.45 when our speaker will be our own member, Alan Fowler, whose subject will be ‘The Cotton Cartoons of the Great War’.

Our contact details are (website) www.u3atod.org.uk, (email) enquiries@u3atod.org.uk, or (phone) 01706 812015.

October’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report of the Members’ meeting, 20 October 2016.

Greetings to all members.

What an afternoon. 148 members and visitors attended on a warm autumnal day. We had nine new members join U3A Todmorden.

Keith Coates, our previous chairman, gave the group report, Gail Allaby being on holiday.

This was followed by our main speaker, Bernard Lockett, and his talk on the Musical Theatre of Gilbert and Sullivan. And what a wonderful presentation he gave. It was full of facts, humour, anecdotes and interspersed with clips from various performances.

We learned about the lives of the duo. In 25 years they wrote 14 shows. Few other collaborations have been as productive. They were both equally important, Sullivan’s music complementing Gilbert’s words. Their first show, Thesbis, was a failure, but now G&S rank second only to Shakespeare for the total number of performances. In fact Mikado is the most played theatrical piece.

Arthur Sullivan also wrote hymns and received a knighthood for his services to music. Whereas W S Gilbert, who wrote the lyrics, so infuriated the “establishment” by his criticism that he was honoured only for his work as a Magistrate.

The vote of thanks was given by Peter Carrigan, our Speaker Finder, who has revealed the exciting list of speakers for the first six months of next year. The list will be published shortly.

Our speaker next month will be our own member and convenor of the Social History group, Alan Fowler. His subject will be the Cotton Cartoons of the Great War.

NB: The International G&S Festival will take place in Harrogate between 4 and 20 August 2017.

Found: A small blue zipped case containing a pen and 2 tuning forks!!! If the owner could drop me a note (joke) to arrange collection.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman.

September’s Monthly Meeting

Vice Chair’s report of the Members’ meeting, 15th September 2016.

Greetings to all members.

Two new members joined 87 other members and 11 visitors, on a warm day, for our September meeting. Gill Radford introduced herself as the new Vice Chair and fronted the meeting in Ernie’s absence.

Gail Allaby gave her groups report, which was followed by a promotion by Richard White for a meeting at Hebden Bridge Town Hall, 9th October, to discuss safety; a notion highlighted in the recent Brexit discussions of which people seemingly do not have a common view, hence the meeting to discuss.

Our main speaker, Steve Halliwell, followed. His subject: Moses Holden; Astronomer, Lecturer and Methodist Evangelist.

This was an informative and interesting account of the life and works of Moses Holden, born 1877, the son of a hand loom weaver who became Freeman of the Borough of Preston. A self-educated genius who learnt to read at Sunday School, he was determined to become an astronomer after listening as a child to stories by Jeremiah Horrox.

He founded in Preston The Institute for the Diffusion of Knowledge which, working closely with the Temperance Movement, followed the blueprint of The Mechanics Institutes which were springing up in the surrounding towns.

He was a non-ordained Methodist Minister who completed an 18 month evangelical tour of the Fylde, leading Sunday School and Bible Group classes. This allowed him to fine-tune his skills as a public speaker and in turn he became a lecturing astronomer, talking about the telescopes, microscopes, clocks and magic lanterns that he had made. Touring the northern towns he lectured to audiences demonstrating his mathematical genius. He produced a transparent Orrery, and ultimately wrote a Celestial Handbook and Almanac featuring charts of planets, stars and comets, including, of course, Halley’s.

Moses Holden is mentioned on the Founders’ stone at the University of Central Lancashire, an accolade which exemplifies his life’s work in Preston and the surrounding area.

After responding to questions from members, Steve Halliwell was pleased to make available signed copies of his book.

Our next meeting will be on Thursday 20th October when our speaker will be Bernard Lockett and his subject: The musical theatre of Gilbert and Sullivan.

Gill Radford.

August’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report members’ meeting 18 August 2016.

Greetings to all members.

Four new members joined 86 other members and 12 visitors, on a warm day, for our August meeting.

Some two dozen members have still not renewed their subscriptions, so at the end of this month they will no longer be members of U3A Todmorden and will not be able to attend any group activities or events.

Our Treasurer, Bill Griffiths, still requires an assistant. Would any interested member please contact Bill or myself; we will welcome any calls.

A plea from member Joan Bentley. Joan handed over a poetry book, in March this year, and cannot remember to whom she gave it; a small red hard backed book by Dr Fitzroy Gregory Joseph. If anyone has the book, please contact me.

Gail Allaby gave her group report, which was followed by our main speaker, Lesley Wood. Her subject: Chocolate – past, present and future.

This was an interesting and very detailed account of the history of chocolate to the present day. Chocolate beans are grown in an area only a few degrees north and south of the Equator. The trees take about 4 years to mature and are “pollinated” by biting midges. Traces of chocolate have been found in pots as old as 3000BC. In some cultures chocolate was used, specially, for betrothal and marriage ceremonies. Mayans used it as currency, perhaps leading to the expression “money grows on trees”? Originally chocolate was taken as a drink. 70% of all chocolate now originates in Africa and some three million tonnes are produced annually. The three types of beans are blended together to give the best taste. Cocoa butter is used to make milk chocolate which it took some 15 years to perfect. On the first evening of ITV, the biggest adverts were for chocolate products. Lesley told her audience that there is great concern about the amount of rain forest land being devastated for the growth of cocoa trees.

Our next meeting will be Thursday 15 September, when our speaker will be Steve Halliwell, and his subject: Moses Holden; Astronomer, Lecturer and Methodist Evangelist.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman.

July’s Monthly Meeting

Chairman’s report members’ meeting 21 July 2016.

Greetings to all members.

83 members and visitors decided not to top up on their Vitamin D and attended our July meeting.

The first few minutes were dealing with an EGM, at which Gill Radford was confirmed, unopposed, as Vice Chair for U3A Todmorden. The committee welcome Gill and look forward to her participation. Gill is a convenor for French and German and will, in September this year, become Mayor of Luddenden Village.

Our Treasurer, Bill Griffiths, still requires an assistant. Hopefully there is a U3A Todmorden member who has experience with financial matters and a little time to spare. Bill or I will welcome any calls.

Our subscriptions for 2016/17 were due on 1 May 2016. Some members have not yet renewed. In accordance with our constitution “the committee may and for good reason terminate the membership of any individual if annual membership is unpaid 3 months after the due date“. This would mean not being able to attend any U3A Todmorden groups or events. I urge all members who have not yet renewed to do so by 31 July 2016.

Our main speaker, David Gilman, gave a fascinating presentation about his trips in the last two years, during which he participated in building a house in Palestine and a community hall in Guatemala. David described how he and about 20 other volunteers acted as labourers to help build a duplex building in Palestine, which now houses five families and 20 children. In Guatemala the building was constructed by filling bags with earth, pounding them down and then securing using barbed wire. All volunteers had to pay to be part of the projects, run by the Amos Trust. A collection was taken at the end of the meeting and £89.06 raised.

Another of our members, Fyfe Sainsbury, followed with an impassioned plea on behalf of the Hebden Bridge Cinema. Flooded in December, the building soon reopened and has been refurbished to a high standard. However, since the floods, attendances have been down. The Cinema is an asset to the local community and features opera, ballet and live shows. Fyfe hopes that the publicity will help swell the audiences.

Jean Pearson, our former Chair, gave the Groups report, Gail not being able to attend.

Our next meeting will be Thursday 18 August, when our speaker Lesley Woods will give a talk on Chocolate – past, present and future.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman.

June’s Monthly Meeting

Greetings. The AGM was organised excellently by Keith Coates, the outgoing Chairman, and Marion Kershaw was returned as Secretary, Dinah Kenworthy as Membership Secretary, and Ernie Rogan became Chairman, there being no other nominations.

So, I am privileged to be the 7th Chairman of U3A Todmorden. Keith has written some words about his 2 years in office. These are attached. Keith has steered a straight course for us the last couple of years and the thanks of the committee go to him for his sterling work. Our membership now totals over 460. Fortunately Keith has agreed to to remain as a co-opted member of the committee, so we will not lose his expertise and experience.
Leaving the committee are Margaret Gunnill, our former Membership Secretary, Liz Hurst, who has been helping our Treasurer, and Jean Pearson, a long time committee member, former Vice Chair and Chair. We will miss their valuable contributions.

We now have a vacancy for Vice Chair and a nomination form and details are attached (for return by July 7th).

Our speaker today, Dr Frank Nicholson gave us a fascinating and detailed presentation into the difficulties of mining ore in Canada. The permafrost causes great problems, as does working in temperatures of minus 15 and below. Dr Nicholson described the growth of the town of Schefferville, around which were huge deposits of iron ore. At its height over 12 million tonnes of ore were mined every year.

On behalf of the committee, thanks to all members for their participation this year and we look forward to the new challenges ahead.

Our next members’ meeting will be on Thursday, 21 July, when David Gilman will be speaking about “Volunteer building projects in Guatemala and Palestine”. Prior to the Members’ Meeting an Emergency General Meeting will be held to elect a new Vice-Chair.

Ernie Rogan, Chairman

May’s Monthly Meeting

We had another well attended meeting this afternoon. There were about 130 present, including 4 visitors.

Our speaker was Gill Russell, who is the Chairman (the term they use rather than Chair) of the U3A North West Region Executive Committee. However, she wasn’t speaking to us about U3A, but about being “A Stranger in a Strange Land”, the strange land being Japan, where Gill and her family lived for 4 years and which she has recently revisited. It was a fascinating and informative talk which emphasised the juxtaposition of traditional culture and the ultra-modern in Japan with many illustrations.

The talk was very well received and clearly captured the imagination of many which was, perhaps, demonstrated by several members speaking to Gill afterwards about the best way to arrange visits to Japan.

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World Affairs Group Special Meeting – EU Presentation

The World Affairs group are holding a special meeting on Wednesday June 8th at 2.00 pm  at Roomfield Baptist Church, Halifax Road, which is open to all members. There will be a charge of £1 to cover room hire.

The aim is  to inform and educate members about the EU and the UK in advance of the forthcoming referendum on UK membership of the EU. There will be no speeches for or against leaving and no vote.

There will be a series of short presentations by members of the World Affairs Group on a number of topics. The topics are still being developed and the provisional list below may change.

  • How EU institutions work and where the money goes
  • The political economy of the EU
  • Agriculture and fisheries
  • The development of common standards for the single market
  • What have we got for our EU membership?
  • The future for young people in the EU and the UK
  • The UK and its place in the world

After each topic presentation there will be a short opportunity for questions, but not for speeches expressing opinions. The presenters do not guarantee to answer the questions, as they may not know the answers.

Annual General Meeting

The next meeting on Thursday June 16th is the AGM. Notice of the AGM and Agenda are linked here . It will start at 2.00 pm and will be followed by the usual monthly meeting with a guest speaker who will be Dr. Frank Nicholson. He will be speaking about “Living in the Canadian Sub-Arctic”.

Committee Vacancies

One of the items at the AGM will be election of Officers and Members of the Committee. This year there are three vacancies for : Chairman : Secretary : one Committee Member. If you are interested in any of these positions, or you wish to nominate another member, this Nomination Form has to be returned to the Secretary by June 2nd.


Keith Coates

April’s Monthly Meeting

On yet another glorious day 125 members and visitors were willing to forgo their gardening duties to attend our April meeting. 80 members renewed their subscriptions and I would like to thank committee members and volunteers for their hard work in the efficient collection of funds.

After last month’s appeal, we have a volunteer for the post of Membership Secretary, but we still have a vacancy for a committee member.
Following our AGM in 2017, Peter Gibson will be relinquishing his position of Database Controller and Technical Officer so, we will need an experienced computer expert to take over these duties. It could take some time to understand the complexities of this post, so we are looking for a volunteer now.

Short Talk

Sarah Pennie made an appeal on behalf of the Friends of Centre Vale Park who are hoping to secure funding, from the Lottery, for improvements to the park. Regrettably repairs to the bandstand will not be part of this funding. Hopefully Sarah will return to update members on progress.

Main Speaker

Jane Shepherd gave us a most amusing insight into her life. She developed polio at 5 months, yet hers is a tale of positivity. Staying awake at a breakfast meeting became her break into broadcasting. Jane has worked at the World Service, Radio 5, Woman’s Hour and also television presenting. Her anecdotes, asides and self deprecating humour brought many laughs from members. Jane now attends many Benefit Tribunals and supports disabled people whenever possible.

Our next members’ meeting will be 19 May at Central Methodist at 2.00pm when our speaker will be Gill Russell and her subject will be “Stranger in a Strange Land”.

Your committee thank you for your attendance and look forward to meeting you next month.

Our Chairman, Keith Coates, is on holiday: this report compiled by Ernie Rogan, Vice Chairman.

Mah Jong

Harriet Appleby; Tel 07773 623655; ha@blurrededges.co.uk
Wednesdays, 3pm – 5pm at The Hare & Hounds, Burnley Road, Todmorden, OL14 8EA.

Harriet Appleby; Tel 07773 623655; ha@blurrededges.co.uk
Wednesdays, 3pm – 5pm at The Hare & Hounds, Burnley Road, Todmorden, OL14 8EA.





Our meeting on 21st February was a combined celebration of our 2nd Anniversary and Chinese New Year at the Hare and Hounds, where the chef prepared special Chinese dishes that went down very well. There were 14 of us, a very good Mah Jong number since 14 tiles in various combinations are required to make a winning Mah Jong hand. It was the first time we have played 4 tables and the clatter of tiles might have resembled a café in Shang Hai! Congratulations to John Adamson for his winning submission of a ‘Todanni’ Special Hand that has been added to our list of Special Hand combinations.

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 Needless to say, the following week was a wash out! Most of us were snowed in, so the meeting was cancelled – except for Christmas this year, we’ve played every week since we started..

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The group is nearly 2 years old, with regular weekly attendances of 10 – 12 members.  There are many variations of the winning combinations of 14 tiles out of 144 tiles, so the challenge remains. However experienced the player, it’s a combination of chance and skill, also speed of thought now that we’ve imposed time constrictions on our game!  It’s a game that has many variations of its rules, and we’re beginning to think about how our rules might reflect Tod U3A.

Beginners are welcome and if you’re interested, please contact Harriet for more details. We play the U3A British version of the game.


1st Anniversary Celebration
14 members were able to attend our 1st anniversary lunch followed by some lively exchanges of Mah Jong tiles.


One of these pictures shows Jean Pearson with her winning hand – that happens to be called ‘Unique Wonder’ – most appropriate and well done, Jean!


Also shown is our new dragon logo, making her first appearance at our anniversary celebrations.
Dragon sketch - ink-6.58x4 copy

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Golf for Fun (short ten-week course)

Mike Cook; Tel 07976 402276; michaelcook2016@yahoo.com
Mondays, 10:00 to 12:30 noon, Todmorden Golf Club.

Mike Cook; Tel 07976 402276; michaelcook2016@yahoo.com
Mondays, 10:00 to 12:30 noon, Todmorden Golf Club.

For the coveted Yearly Championship

The trophy presented by Mike


2016….. Sue Thornton




Weather conditions, hot, very hot.

The “runners and riders” arrived early and were seen using all the practice facilities. We were unfortunately one short, Derek was unable to play so the playing teams were:

First Flight:          10.00     Paul Wear, Howard Jamieson and Ernie Rogan.

Second Flight:    10.15       John Allison and Laurence Massey

The two favorites were Paul and Howard, both started with some steady golf but neither made any outrageous scores unlike one of the later players.

2 people Golf 2018

Laurence tried in vein to retain the trophy but struggled with the heat.

3 people Golf 18

Ernie had his moment but for the life of me I cant remember where!

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So it was left to John who shot 11 of his 17 points on 3 holes to be the winner.

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Well played John.

GOLF STARTS.16th April 2018
Proposal….3 aspects of the game plus a game
Nets for “Long” game….everything is relative!
Top “Chipping Green” for the Short Game
Putting Green.

I’ve got offers from other TGC members to help….

The 4th part is a new idea….Course Management…
A driver off the fairway is difficult,
A 3/5 wood, Utility Clubs can be played off the teeing ground and the fairway,
A lofted club gets you over problems,
A mid iron gives controllable distance.

From last year’s memories….. we can all get down to the green, well, close to ….. but getting onto the green can be the problem….Putting for 50 feet is not easy, putting when you are on the green is a doddle….make the chip/lob/pitch get onto the green…not necessarily close to the flag….then you can put. One close, two down.

The Captain of Todmorden Golf Club would like to welcome us to the course on the first Monday, so please be there for 10. The intention is to put a photograph into the local paper so we can inspire both U3A and potential Golf Club members to join in our “Fun” game…..We’ve got to knock Laurence off his perch…..

new members can join at any time open to all U3A members

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The Captain of Todmorden Golf Club has been kind enough to allow U3A to use the club facilities “Free of Charge”! So many thanks for giving U3A the chance of using the course.

Please try and secure the use of some clubs, we do have a few that can be used but it will be better if you can bring your own. Golf shoes are preferred but if you don’t have them, walking shoes will do fine at this stage.

We meet in the Club House for a natter and coffee (the machine takes 2 x 50p pieces) first then to the Nets, Chipping and Putting areas. The ideal figure is 6 but we may well have some of last year’s players coming back for “refreshers”.

All welcome, MIXED GOLF..never played  beginners, improvers. 8 to 10 weeks nets and understanding the course followed by U3A Championship.

Previous players welcome to join after the first 4 weeks and to compete for the U3A Trophy if Laurence will let us have it back!

Days are Mondays from 10 to 12.30 at Todmorden Golf Club.

After ten weeks of serious coaching the six U3A golfers were deemed fit enough to undergo the rigours of a Championship.

2017 Yearly Championship

Played on Monday the 10th of July at Todmorden Golf Club, Steve, Howard and John were the first three ball to tee off. Followed by  Ernie, Derek and Laurence. Mike was the course coach and referee for the day.

All bets were on Steve with Howard to come 2nd. No one thought Laurence would have a lightbulb moment on the 6th hole, too late to improve his score on that hole, but the results on the 7th and 8th were a delight to watch. Standing back on the 7th green for 2 he rolled his first putt up to the hole for an easy 4. This was followed by 4 steady 7 irons down the 8th and on to the green. Again 2 putts and he was smiling…….

the winner

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U3A Golf Championship  Monday the 11th of July 2017….. So six players will be either three two balls or two three balls, to be decided on the day by consensus…………..So that it won’t take all day we will play it as a Stableford Competition over nine holes. Steve is now a regular player so we will alter his handicap, see below!

Handicaps, John, Derek, Lawrence, Howard and Ernie, 28, Steve, 24, the penalty of being a regular golfer!  I recommend half an hour practice, nets, chipping and putting, so arrive for practice at 10:00, first tee time 10:30, second 10:40, third 10:50 playing off the Yellow Tees.     Todmorden Golf Club are allowing us to use their practice facilities free of charge.
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